Arghhhhhh!!!!!!!
I HATE THIS! I HATE THIS! I HATE THIS!!!!
I hate it when I like something Miss Martha produces. I was in the celar at Macy's today checking out plates and I came across her china patters. I like them. No: I loved them, especially one called Ribbon Stripe Gold. I liked French knot gold too. I thought they were the nicest things in the store. Then I saw they were by Martha Stewart and I wanted to shoot myself. Grrrr!!
I hate it when I like something Miss Martha produces. I was in the celar at Macy's today checking out plates and I came across her china patters. I like them. No: I loved them, especially one called Ribbon Stripe Gold. I liked French knot gold too. I thought they were the nicest things in the store. Then I saw they were by Martha Stewart and I wanted to shoot myself. Grrrr!!
posted by M.A. Cramer/Valgard at 7:07 PM
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I've been reading some of your posts and found them informative and entertaining *damn, I sound like those obnoxious people who live in my spam folder*. Anyway, I wasn't going to comment, but I couldn't help myself. I imagined you at Macy's, holding a pretty plate, throwing the biggest of tantrums while wild-eyed kids asked "Mommy, why is the very, very, very tall man screaming "I HATE THIS! I HATE THIS! I HATE THIS!"
You made me roar and I had to say it.
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