Indigestion

Bill Maher, noted PETA Nazi and confirmed vegitation, in his last HBO special, went off on what we eat as the cause of all our problem. He did a hilarious riff on ant-acid commercials as indicative of the fact that we eat the wrong shit. I can only say after the superbowl that I might not have eaten the wrong stuff, but I definitely ate too much! (and who doesn't?) Thye Superbowl: our anual festival of materialism and gluttony! Oh, wait, those are kind of year round things nowadays, aren't they? Miss Martha would probably order and artichoke heart and feta cheese pizza for Super Sunday. And that's why we are men. Manly men eat peperoni.