MARTHA GETS CANNED

(Which, while interesting, is not as cool a headline as “Martha Gets Caned.” Now that is something I’d pay to see ).

Martha Stewart was on Jon Stewart last week—or rather, Martha Stewart was on Jon Stewart’s "Daily Show" last week. It was a mostly uninteresting interview in which she hawked her most recent book (though she was pleasant and looked radiant). The most amusing part for me is when she freely admitted that she doesn’t choose who gets fired on “Martha Stewart Aprentice” that the producers make that choice.

Well, apparently they have chosen, because the very next day her show was cancelled.